| So far, it's my favorite. |
| Latest and greatest! Okay, maybe not all of them are the greatest, but their pretty good!!! Everything is completely handmade, except for a few, that are noticeable... |
| "My life is a dream.... apart from the bits that are real." -dmalac "If Edward Cullen tried RPing once in a while, he would completely forget about Bella." -me OR "Forget Bella, Edward! Try RPing! THERE's some personal heroine for ya!" -me "I am 0014. I'm twice as intelligent as 007." "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you." "It's just one of those irrelevant little bugs on the windshield known as life." "Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures." "Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be." "You know, a dream is like a river, ever-changing as it flows." "Sometimes the heart sees what's invisible to the eye." "It's okay to live life in the fast lane, just don't get in a wreck." "Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." "You make the world a better place by making yourself a better person." "Ready to hear the bombs? Here goes my math test!" "If one person was simultaneously roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and pitied by Mr. T, the world would implode." "I fight crime with lemon and lime!" "I wonder at what temperature people burst into flames. Man, I have to be close!" -my dad "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'where the heck is the ceiling?'" "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery." "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." "When Mr. T crosses his arms the U.S. Terrorist Threat Level is raised to Gold." "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." "He who laughs last didn't get it." "Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film." "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers!" "Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?" "Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?" "Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over." "A penny saved is ridiculous." "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!" "How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogy in it!" |
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96% of teens wont stand up for God. Put this on your page if youre one of the 4% who will.
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